What happens when Millers REALLY boogie down: Dad bootlegs “The Star Wars Holiday Special.” Now taking bets on how far in we make it.

Have made it to the Bea Arthur bit. Grandma: “Maybe these people just needed a few extra hours for their SAG membership.”

Actually, the Bea Arthur bit wasn’t bad. Can’t wait to play her song at closing time when I open my own establishment, the Admiral Akbar.

The incredibly stoned lady (Carrie Fisher) has sung. We survived! Fun fact: Bruce Vilanch is one of the five credited writers!