Liz Tells Frank Stuff She Forgot Happened in Titanic
First huge thing I’d forgotten? Frank, it takes 24 minutes for anyone to actually set foot on board the Titanic. For perspective’s sake — that means there’s an entire Two Broke Girls-worth of Bill Paxton and his crew of submarine duders rummaging around the Titanic wreckage and not believing the old lady who says that she’s Rose, the naked hottie from the drawing they just pulled out of a submerged safe.
Oh, and the REASON these guys are going all out in their Titanic investigation? Frank, this entire fucking movie is a jewel hunt! They just want to find the necklace that Rose is wearing in the drawing (and that — SPOILERS — she throws back into the ocean at the end, which is an enjoyably dick move)! Your James Cameron analogy for the day — Titanic:The Heart of the Ocean::Avatar:Unobtanium. I’ll let you decide which MacGuffin is best incorporated into the story.
I’ve known Liz longer than I’ve known any of the rest of you, and I am reminded sometimes of what a big damn genius she is.
Aw, Dillweed, you’re the best. I think our friendship is almost as old as this movie!
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Aw, Dillweed, you’re the best. I think our friendship is almost as old as this movie!
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