July 2009
Disneyland Musical Proposal →
What’s more romantic than a marriage proposal that doubles as a viral ad for Disneyland? From Collection: NewTeeVee Added By: newteevee Tags: marriage, viral ad, disney, …
Bleeding Cool » Y The Last Man Draft Screenplay -... →
After reading this article, I immediately hit up my sekrit black market source for screenplays, and was half an hour late filing my NTVS piece as a result. Love Vaughn’s writing, love Y the Last Man. Love this.
Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed →
In which Jeff Goldblum interrupts Stephen Colbert’s report on the death of Jeff Goldblum. From Collection: NewTeeVee Added By: newteevee Tags: jeff goldblum, stephen colbert,
Obama vs. Duck Ringtone →
Someone forgot to turn off their cell phone during the President’s latest press conference. From Collection: NewTeeVee Added By: newteevee Tags: barack obama, cell phones, …
June 2009
Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed →
In which Jeff Goldblum interrupts Stephen Colbert’s report on the death of Jeff Goldblum. From Collection: NewTeeVee Added By: newteevee Tags: jeff goldblum, stephen colbert,
Filipino Prison Inmates Join The Michael Jackson... →
It’s been five days since Michael Jackson’s death, and his passing won’t be quickly forgotten. Even when you leave aside questions regarding the circumstances of his death, it’s now clear in a way…
FASHION HIGHS AND LOWS OF THE WESTBORO BAPTIST... →
From the article: “I typically try to avoid making sweeping generalizations, but Westboro Baptist Church members have by far the most unattractive shins of any hate group in the country.”
For those having sucky Mondays, @The_Real_Shaq is there for you today with Yo Momma jokes.
GBs worth of rare Jackson recordings & remixes: http://bit.ly/OmRuz Hopefully they’ll get “Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa” outta my head.
The Park Bench: How to Meet and Woo a Nerdy Girl →
This is full of truth.
Of course, you can’t really say anything too mean about people changing the...
– Go To Bed, Twitter, It Is Your Bedtime - WebJunk - Videogum
This article captures pretty much everything I’ve felt about the Internet for the last two weeks.
via bradofarrell /ronenreblogs / schlomo
The two or three different MJ memorial marathons on the radio this morning made driving out to Boyle Heights at 8 AM a lot less painful.
Since the days of Un Chien Andalou and The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, filmmakers...
– io9 - Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
This io9 piece is just jawdroppingly brilliant. Apparently, Michael Bay finally made an art movie. http://bit.ly/DgPIQ
Tumblarity
So yesterday I blogged an awesome video I didn’t make and a funny quote somebody else wrote, and today my Tumblarity has doubled itself to 55 because some cool people reblogged these things and they’ve since gotten spread around a little.
Despite the fact that it is 12 pm and I am behind on everything and I haven’t been running for days and my hair needs washing, I...
Query: Is there anything hotter in cinema history than Daniel Day-Lewis shouting “Stay alive — I will find you!”? http://bit.ly/14xVyZ
One of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who...
– The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists
One of my hobbies is reading about Scientology. Because, seriously.
Working the late night shift at the V this week, 6 pm-12 am, if you were wondering why I haven’t put on pants yet today.
Peeking at http://live.epicfu.com while getting ready to hit @sab’s bbq. Jarrod Gorbel is a great guest, really funny and friendly.
Happy anniversary to @janetmiller and @jim_at_miramont, celebrating 33 years of marriage. (!) May your luck in love make you lucky in Vegas!
Pixar grants girl’s dying wish with home viewing... →
spytap:
From the minute Colby saw the previews to the Disney-Pixar movie Up, she was desperate to see it. Colby had been diagnosed with vascular cancer about three years ago, said her mother, Lisa Curtin, and at the beginning of this month it became apparent that she would die soon and was too ill to be moved to a theater to see the film.
The company flew an employee with a DVD of Up, which is...
Oh, San Diego Comic-Con. Every year I think I’m over you, and every year you loop me back in. And thank god for press credentials.
Unfortunate moments in Web 2.0: discovering that someone has created a Facebook event for an old friend’s memorial service.
So, to kitten or not to kitten? Still unsure. But it would be nice to have something else in my apartment to blame this funky smell on.
MTV’s It’s On With Alexa Chung a Younger, More Web... →
When I review a show, here is the process: I write sentence fragments that I then combine into paragraphs that I then combine into the full piece. Most of the time, I make cuts and/or can’t find room for some of those thoughts (today’s review, at nearly 800 words, was one of these). So this blog is as good a place as any to share insights like:
First Mos Def, now Alexa Chung...
Watching MTV in ripped jeans, eating lunch, and blogging about @ItsOnAlexa. Only difference btwn me and a highschooler is I’m getting paid.
I LEAVE THE INTERNET FOR A WEEK AND THIS HAPPENS?!?
Live in LA and wanna run to support heart and stroke disease research? This training program sounds awesome. http://bit.ly/RRrMc
If you have 15 percent of the electorate refusing to say whom they’ll vote for,...
– FiveThirtyEight: Politics Done Right: Polling Predicted Intimidation — and Not Necessarily Ahmadinejad’s Victory (via meganwest)
Sotomayor is not meaner, just femaler →
(via trainwrecks)
Hmmm. How bad an idea is it to adopt a 8-week-old kitten when your lease technically forbids pets? (Landlord is never around.)
OH @bronwyn, regarding tonight’s Lakers riots: “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Heading to Battlestar Galactica concert at California Plaza before @ladimcbeth’s karaoke celebration. Will only sing along at one of them.
Vacation = over. Unread emails = 162. I have missed you, Internet, but I may need a little time to ease back in.
Goodbye Internet, hello southwestern adventure! See you in a week!
We're gonna need a bigger suitcase.
So tomorrow I am going on vacation. Like, for real. Like, laptop left behind, email log-in on Blackberry sabotaged so I can only use it as a cell phone, all my various jobs and activities informed that for seven days, I am OUT OF BOUNDS. This is the longest I have ever planned to be offline since… 2002, maybe? 2001? And I am extremely excited.
Though the packing will be a...
Ed Koch reviews movies on his new web series. Hell yes. http://blip.tv/file/2196691 (via @ericmortensen)